Things college has taught me:
Class is useless as long as your buddy can send you the notes
Classes that don’t take attendance are unneccessary
The library was not built to house books. It was built to hold air conditioning units
Sleeping at school is perfectly acceptable
ASU has the best napping area
People on bikes don’t know how to ride in a straight line
People can’t walk in straight lines
Every sorority girl looks vaguely like the same person
So does every guy in a fraternity
Sleep in unnecessary
As is a social life, eating and looking presentable.
