Things Facebook has taught me
Stalking is okay as long as it’s on a computer
You now know far too much information about someone you’ve met three times in your life
That person’s life has now become super interesting
Peer pressure is wrong; unless it pressures you with a minimum of fifteen likes.
People say they like change until there comes a new layout
You still don’t like that person from high school just because of what they post online
You see far too many people drinking.
These people are also the people you creep on.
Creeping is just stalking on a computer
And stalking is still okay.
