I have been sitting in this chair for five hours now, waiting for class to start. So, here’s a list of things I could have been doing:
- Homework
- Sleep
- Eat Lunch
- Eat breakfast
- Study
- Enter a roller derby
- Sky dive
- Understand Quantum Mechanics
- Walk through a wall
- Fight another wolf
- Drive to California
- Go surfing
- Figure out time travel
- Hijack a car
- Rob a bank
- Become a professional ping pong player
- Hack the world
- Cold fusion
- Dragonball fusion dance
- Collect said dragon balls
- Wish for a time machine
- Find a pet Stegosaurus
- Name said dinosaur Steve
- Take revenge on people with said stegosaurus
- Make bacon strips
- And more bacon strips
- And bacon strips
- Figure out women
